I will NOT let depression, lack of money, or shitty weather beat me. Wayne was fricking awesome on Ninja Warrior - he's become a local celeb, and he bloody well deserves it! I spent part of last year, secretly emersing myself in an underground fetish world, and have found it really mind blowing. I'm using the experience as research for a new book idea - this will be really my cup of tea. But might allienate some of my more 'prudish' followers. Anyone who has known me for any length of time, however, will probably not be too shocked at my revelations..which, by the way, wont be happening any time soon. Oh , I have much , much more 'research' to do. Beginning with signing up for a four week 'Sex Challenge' for The Sun, Newspaper. Wayne and are attempting ( and so far succeeding) to have sex every single night for the entire month of January. "What's so hard about that?" say the youngsters. "Jesus Christ, Good luck!" shout the parents, and forty-somethings. Exactly, it's not so easy when you are knackered, parenting two children - one with Aspergers,and Wayne is working long hours in a physically demanding, and yet mentally depressing job. We have a window of opportunity between 7pm ( kids bedtime) and 9pm ( my bedtime) - don't laugh, if I don't get my 9 hours of sleep a night - Nobody's life will be worth living, I turn into a psycho! ( Read more about this in The Daily Mail , next week!) That window grows smaller , when you factor in that I like to watch Hollyoaks in record, and Wayne wants to watch an hour of Dave, Ice Road Truckers, Top Gear or Worlds Strongest Man - to unwind. We also vowed to have a 'dry' January. I'm bloody glad, I didn't get sponsorship from anyone. I think we've managed only one alcohol free night-- and that was by accident. I've written a light hearted, and not -too graphic account of our #SexChallenge for publication in The Sun, this Saturday or next weekend. It's not clear whether the full month's diary will be published online, weekly or at the end of the month. I don't think theyve decided yet - but it WILL be published in ALL it's glory. With EXCLUSIVE and EX-RATED content - right here on my website. So hold tight people. The year is about to get weird !! A HUGE thank you to 'LOVEHONEY' - The Sexual Happiness people ( yes, the best most normal, and most discreet sex toy website - who also currently have a SALE on!) they've sent us some products to try out. And I'll also be reviewing all that here too. PHEW.... Whether i lose weight, win the lottery, or just have a fun month of sexy times, writing and being a mum- I won't let January beat me!!!!! #BeatJanuary Visit LOVEHONEY.CO.UK to spice up your January !! www.lovehoney.co.uk
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